What movies have not aged well?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Could the guys here tell me how their first experience with a trans woman was? Who was the lady to you? ( I mean girlfriend, one night stand, etc.) I just had my first experience recently and I would like to know about others?

Live and Let Die

A View to a Kill

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

How do you identify a woman player?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What are some reasons why people may fear strong men?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Goldfinger

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What are 50 random facts about yourself?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why did my crush like me for only two days in a row?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-J W Pepper

What are some fun/kinky things to do with your partner?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Moonraker

Why are people saying that Trump is fat when he is an athletic 6 foot 3 and 215 pounds?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Octopussy

I'm pretty sure that my dog is transgender, how would I go about transitioning it?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Ah so!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Are you happy that soon we will never hear from Kamala Jones again?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

You Only Live Twice

What species of fish are horse mackerels?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Dr No

-All the bad guys are black.

What is every dictators biggest fear?

From Russia With Love

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

I see ugly guys dating gorgeous, "hot" women all the time. I, too, am not very attractive but I'm not doing well with the ladies. What's their secret?